{"id":3612,"date":"2012-10-23T08:05:21","date_gmt":"2012-10-23T07:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/?p=3612"},"modified":"2012-10-23T08:05:21","modified_gmt":"2012-10-23T07:05:21","slug":"bad-things-come-in-threes-three-things-you-should%c2%b4t-say-to-a-policeman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/bad-things-come-in-threes-three-things-you-should%c2%b4t-say-to-a-policeman\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Things Come in Threes &#8211; three things you should\u00b4t say to a policeman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Police officers are not stupid. At least they get psychological training. In order to make you feel guilty beforehand and make you\u00a0 spell out it\u00a0 yourself, they always <em>ask<\/em> you what <em>legal transgression<\/em> you might have committed. Don\u00b4t buy into their scheme. Here are three standards that will <em>put a lid<\/em> on any <em>overzealous<\/em> law enforcer.<\/p>\n<p>Police officer: <em>Can you imagine why I stopped you<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>Answer:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>because I have more horse power than you?<\/li>\n<li>because I graduated from high school, and don\u00b4t have to wear a uniform to feel self-confident?<\/li>\n<li>because you ran out of doughnuts and you\u00b4re on depression induced by low blood sugar ?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>vocab tips<\/em>:\u00a0\u00a0 legal transgression = Gesetzeswidrigkeit, overzealous = \u00fcbereifrig, to put lid on someone = jemanden zum Schweigen bringen<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Cw2EryjdBxM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Police officers are not stupid. At least they get psychological training. In order to make you feel guilty beforehand and make you\u00a0 spell out it\u00a0 yourself, they always ask you what legal transgression you might have committed. Don\u00b4t buy into their scheme. Here are three standards that will put a lid on any overzealous law [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-witziges-und-nicht-ganz-ernst-gemeintes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3612"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3613,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612\/revisions\/3613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}