{"id":1735,"date":"2012-01-22T16:14:26","date_gmt":"2012-01-22T15:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/?p=1735"},"modified":"2012-01-25T19:35:43","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T18:35:43","slug":"joke-time-ii-es-wird-noch-lustiger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/joke-time-ii-es-wird-noch-lustiger\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke Time II &#8211; es wird noch lustiger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another two jokes with the aim to lift your spirits. And although politically incorret, mocking gender stereotypes offence intended, I hope none will be taken:<\/p>\n<p><strong>I.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Q:<\/strong> Why ist the Statue of Liberty a woman?<\/p>\n<p><strong>A:<\/strong> Because you need a lot of hollow space for the viewing-platform.<\/p>\n<p><strong>II.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Q:<\/strong> What do you call a brain cell in the head of a man?<\/p>\n<p><strong>A: <\/strong>Solitary Confinement.(= Einzelhaft)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another two jokes with the aim to lift your spirits. And although politically incorret, mocking gender stereotypes offence intended, I hope none will be taken: I.) Q: Why ist the Statue of Liberty a woman? A: Because you need a lot of hollow space for the viewing-platform. II.) Q: What do you call a brain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-witziges-und-nicht-ganz-ernst-gemeintes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1735"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1752,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735\/revisions\/1752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/english-munich.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}